
The grizzliest beard I’ve ever had. Not nearly as grizzly as others, but grizzly for me. I’m going to stop saying grizzly.

Spending all morning in bed pleasuring her.
Yes. I need this exact thing in my life right now.
Got into an argument with some bonehead via Youtube comments about ska and reggae. Apparently, “white people” are responsible for both. Also, I am apparently a “race traitor”. If that means I’m not an ignorant piece of shit racist, I’m fine with that.
It’s sad to think that the only thing that would bring the entire world together is a zombie apocalypse, and even that’s a stretch.

Who has two thumbs and just got Cranberries tickets?
THIS GUY.



